I received this recently in one of those anonymous emails that get passed around. Some words seem pretty much the same until you change the context!

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED. But there is.

When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.

And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are… COMPLETELY  FINISHED.

Isn’t English a wonderful language?